Saturday, December 31, 2011

the eve of the last year to be alive

yep, this is the eve of the last year to be alive.
12/21/2012 will be soon upon us in a few short months (well, OK, a year.)
If the Aztecs had it right, were all gonna be gone by this time next year.
They had the insight to end their calendar on 12/21/12 either because we are all gonna die or that the printer got tired of making any more calendars....
The Aztecs were pretty saavy, they did come up with some pretty cool things like manditory universal education, antispasmodic medication (made from the passion flower) and chewing gum... ok maybe not the first for gum, but they were pretty good at those other things...
So these ancient people studied the stars, followed the revolutions of the earth and read all of the signs to formulate an idea that we were only gonna make it for so long... and this year is the last one we get. So they say.

You know, if the artist formerly known as Prince would have any of this type of insight, the song lyric would have been "party like its 2011" although that doesn't roll of the tongue like 1999....

So all you naysayers, continue on like nothing is gonna happen. Thats cool too. But I, myself, am living it up this year.
Im gonna throw all caution to the wind. I'm gonna drive fast, take chances and live like its 2011!!!!
If anyone else out there believes it to be true, especially any of you rich folk, get in contact with me, I'll help you party it up and go down in a blaze of glory that they will still see shining over the horizon for the next couple of hundred thousand years!!!!

until then though,we wait, we party and we shall see....

happy new year everyone



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